Ten on Tuesday - A Day Late But Not A Dollar Short

Ah, the Oscars.    No, I don't watch them either.  So I can't write 10 Reasons Why I Watch the Oscars, so my assignment is to write:

10 Reasons Why I Don't Watch The Oscars:


1.    They go on way too long.    I get up early and thus am usually in bed by 9:30

2.   I object to the price at the movie theatre.    Maybe that doesn't coincide with the Oscars, but the Producers say it costs money to make a movie, the actors say I may only make one movie this year, so I need a boatload.   The crew says I don't make enough and am exploded.

3.   I would like to see all the dresses and whacky clothing, but can usually catch it later.   This year I have not bothered yet, so by the time I have time, they will probably be gone.

4.   Hmmm, I may not have 10 things.

5.   During the show, when there is something going on stage, like each song up for nomination, the cameras pan everywhere but not long enough on the actual performer.  I don't need to see the audience.   Unless she is necked.

6.    Sometimes, a winner will use their time on stage as a personal podium for whatever cause they feel for at the time.    Don't foist your ideas on me please.   This is suppose to be entertainment.

7.   At least 1 presenter will make a stupid mistake that could have been prevented by actually practicing what they are suppose to say.    Especially someone's name - how hard is that? 


Okay, that's all I got, but if I come up with anything else, I'll add it.